Two articles for the price of one! First, we have a fine piece written by Greg Seferian, leader of Team Pro Crash Duh Nation, a group of loonies who are responsible for fielding an Alfa Romeo Milano in a series of 24 Hours of LeMons races — and have done for many years. They've become quite competitive of late, getting gobs of power out of the 3-liter engine, tweaking the handling to near perfection, and even getting it to stop without having to crash into things. The report here is from this year's race at Thompson Speedway — read all about the ups, downs, and sideways:

Season 9, Episode 2 of the
Game of LeMons
Can a Busso V6 be resurrected after being cursed by the Lord of Lubrication?

And then we have a companion piece written by Andy Kress, a Pro Crash Duh Nation teammate, long-time AONE member, Performatek Alfa parts supplier, and a guy who's contributed lots of fun articles for our edification and enjoyment over the years. Here's his perspective:

Now what?
High Hopes and Heartbreak
What can go wrong will go wrong.

The team competed in one more race this season, at New Hampshire Motor Speedway in Loudon, NH, the weekend of October 21-22. Click here to see the results

Do not miss the video of Greg's hot lap (at the bottom) — very fast and great sound!

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